Do you watch medium? I generally don’t watch much tv during the week. I totally got out of the habit after losing the dvr in the divorce. However, I’ve been watching lately. Tonight, the storyline peaked and wrapped and I have to say Angelica Houston just blew my socks right smooth off.

Go give it a look online. Amazing performance.

Happy Monday to you all. Hope yours was a good start to your week. Good weekends? Yes! Mine was packed, filled to the brim. Friday night me, MGirl and Mandrea did work at the Casa de Zelda. Felt good to get a bunch knocked out. I stayed at the house Saturday and Sunday nights…Love Love Love. so much with the love.

Saturday night was SPENCE NIGHT!!! He was mc’ing at the comedy club and about 11 of us gathered to go laugh and support. He was hysterical. Spot on with the funny ha ha’s. We talked for awhile after the show then home I went. I had no idea it was 1:30 a.m. when we left! Time flys.

Sunday morning got up and brunched it up with M’Lynn at Classen Grill. Holy crap the food was delicious!! De-lish-us. We then rolled all over OKC running errands and taking Seige back to his truck, and getting her stuff from Toys R Us, hauling stuff from her house to mine. She’s throwing me a housewarming party (at my house when I get in) and wants me to make wish lists, so we hit Target and I did one there and accidentally bought six pairs of shoes. I know. but we have new dress code at work and i needed some new stuff. six. good grief. i am a mess. Am also doing a wish list at walmart and perhaps linens and things/bed bath and beyond the freakin universe. Any other thoughts or ideas for me?

Sunday Funday wrapped up the weekend, I worked on the house a little today, painted a wicker table M’Lynn got me for the porch. Just tired. Tired.

Spring time in Oklahoma means weather. Thunderstorms and tornados and rotations and hail and holy crap we had all of it last night. I however, slept right through it! Ha!!

This week Rog and Ma are crossing the boarder so I get some face time with them! Bonusmom is leaving for her sister trip to Aruba tomorrow thru Sunday, so I’ll be on the frontier alone with the livestock…Oh get this. A client, not of mine, but another girls, has decided she wants to set me up with her brother. Huh. I said ok, whatever. made her my myspace friend so they could look at pictures. Pretty much figuring that to be the end of it, but whatever. He’s 29. That’s all I know. I’m open…would rather be asked out by another man…but methinks that this crush is just a crush and I should just give up any thoughts of it progressing to anything beyond friendship…so. I’m open. Maybe Client Brother will ask me out. One never knows.

Leatherheads starts Friday!! halakaleem. George. that makes me happy.

Another week. Lot’s of change. I tried to do a post this morning…flop and then out of time. Gert got a house! Gert got a house! Gert got a house! I’m so proud of her. Click your heels Dorothy….home is waiting!

I met with Dad this week and made a list of chores to get done and set a tentative schedule and work plan. He’s is going to come on the 9th and texture on the 9th and 10th. Dry for two days then begin painting. Now, all this is hinging on Sis’s launching of the Wonderbaby. It could be any day now. He’s turned head down, heartbeat is strong, he’s huge which is why she’s not feeling him move a lot, not much room to streach, so who knows. That will take at least one weekend out of the schedule. Either way, I’m moving one of the last two weekends of April. Furniture buying is in my near future. I have already painted the trim in the …have I already told you this?…huh. Oh well, the trim in the living room, dining room some hallway. I bought more supplies and MGirl, Mandrea and myself will commence to do work tomorrow night amidst cold beer and girl time.

Saturday night is SPENCE NIGHT!!! Going to the Loony Bin for some laughs. I’m so excited I could just wet myself right now. Details coming soon. Going to stay at the house this weekend to try to get some more working done.

Work has been good, busy. May make commission this time, so crossing fingers for that. Tomorrow is the first wax of the season. have decided to take the plunge, so to speak. That is never gonna feel good in process, but I have to say, the result is fabulous!

that’s it for me. I’m crossing my fingers that Trace Adkins wins celebrity apprentice. Gotta love a country boy.

Well, son, I’ll tell you:
Life for me ain’t been no crystal stair.
It’s had tacks in it.
And splinters,
And boards torn up,
And places with no carpet on the floor –
Bare.
But all the time
I’se been a-climbin’ on,
And reachin’ landin’s,
And turnin’ corners,
And sometimes goin’ in the dark
Where there ain’t been no light.
So, boy, don’t you turn back,
Don’t you set down on the steps
‘Cause you finds it’s kinder hard.
Don’t you fall now –
For I’se still goin’, honey,
I’se still climbin’
And life for me ain’t been no crystal stair.”

Langston Hughes, 1902-1967
American Poet, Author and Editor

80 things you may or may not know about me…or that i don’t know about you (hint hint)

Whats your middle name? Kae

How big is your bed? Queen

What are you listening to right now? silence

What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? B-A-B-E

What was the last thing you ate? ahi tuna from the Bin!

Last person you hugged? my dad

How is the weather right now? perfect

Who was the last person you talked to on the phone? Seige.

What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? eyes and a great smile

Favorite type of Food? chips and salsa, anything grilled

Do you want children? i wouldn’t give one away if I got one

Do you drink? yes

Ever get so drunk you don’t remember the entire night? nope

Hair color? clear

Eye color? blue/green

Do you wear contacts/glasses? contacts

Favorite holiday?4th of July and the entire season from Halloween thru New Years

Favorite Season? spring

Have you ever cried over a girl/boy? yes

Last Movie you Watched? Dan in Real LIfe….flop

What books are you reading? No Country For Old Men and one by Joel Osteen

Piercings?just my ears. had my belly button pierced once. that was a poor choice.

Favorite Movie? When Harry Met Sally, Breakfast Club, The Way We Were, Lonesome Dove, Shawshank Redemption, I can’t pick just one.

Favorite college football Team? OU

What were you doing before filling this out? making a work on the house plan with my dad and having dinner at Bin.

Any pets? yes!

Dogs or cats? i like both, but at the moment own cats

Favorite Flower? the kind that a man buys for me. .

Have you ever loved someone? yes

Who would you like to see right now? George Clooney. Carus. Chrome. Kizz. Dion. Clemo.

Have you ever fired a gun? yes.

Do you like to travel by plane? it’s fine.

Right-handed or Left-handed? right handed

If you could go to any place right now where would you go? To bed with george clooney. or Australia. or Italy.

Are you missing someone? yes

Do you have a tattoo? no. one of the few who don’t.

Do you still watch cartoons on Saturdays? no, i work on saturday.

but if i’m home, I’m watching the cooking channel!

Are you hiding something from someone? I keep everyones secrets.

ARE YOU 18? ha ha! Try 27! (I think I’ll just keep this answer)

WHAT IS THE WALLPAPER ON YOUR CELLPHONE? a pic of my MeMe and Chuck E Cheese

DID YOU GET ENOUGH SLEEP LAST NIGHT? yes.

with a little help from my sleep aid!

FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT ABOUT THIS MORNING? Spencers Birthday!

WHAT DO YOU HAVE HANDY AT YOUR BEDSIDE? tv remote, water, chapstick , some porn

GRILLED OR FRIED? grilled. or fried.

WHAT MAKES YOU UNIQUE? my uncanny ability to recall ridiculous information. Especially in regards to Beverly Hills 90210.

ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK? no.

FAVORITE HANGOUT? Classics and
1618 Andover Court

FAVORITE SONG? come rain or come shine

WHAT ARE YOU SCARED OF? Me? I’m scared of everything. I’m scared of what I saw, I’m scared of what I did, of who I am, and most of all I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you. (sometimes I’m scared that I can quote Dirty Dancing this well)

ARE YOU A GIVER OR TAKER? both. I’d rather give.

WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Kae, Mistake, Mystical, Cat, Lusty Cat,

WHAT IS YOUR DADS MIDDLE NAME? ray

WHATS YOUR MOTHERS MIDDLE NAME? kay

STUCK ON A DESERTED ISLAND & COULD TAKE ONE THING? a boat with gas in it.. . and Eddy.

FAVORITE T.V.

show? right now? nothing. old? SATC, Arrested Development, Freaks and Geeks, The Tudors, Gilmore Girls.

COMMERCIAL? free credit report dot com baby

WHO’S YOUR CELL PHONE PROVIDER? Sprint

FIRST THING YOU’LL SAVE IN A FIRE? anyone or anything alive. then. .. my computer. and pictures. some underwear. any wine that I can grab on the way out. some of my porn stash. If my house is burning I’m going to need stress relief. my books. oh lawd, my books!!!! ok. this is stressing me out.

Whats your favorite color? purples, pinks. reds.

WHAT ARE THE THINGS YOU ALWAYS TAKE WITH YOU? cell phone, purse

WHAT DID YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? a psychologist, an actress, a singer, a florist, an artist, wonder woman. the bionic woman. farrah fawcett.

WHAT DO YOU USUALLY DO WHEN THE CLOCK TURNS 11:11? make a wish.

Color of your bed sheets? ummmmm that would be buttercream yellow

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT BEFORE YOU GO TO BED? everything. all of it. over and over and over.

Oh what a week. I need a vacation. Seriously. But that isn’t in the cards so I’ll quit whining and get over it. Still trying to get over the sinus/allergy/funk, but despite that I stayed in my house last night!!! First Night! Spent the afternoon with Gert and Mgirl. Had a lovely Sunday Funday. We tried to furniture shop, alas, God doesn’t like furniture on Easter Sunday. So we had to eat and drink instead!! It was a grand time. Even Seige joined us, him with his in love loveliness. It was nice. It was really freakin nice to drive all of five minutes to my house and flop for the night! it was Glorious!

What have I been up to? besides not posting this week? Work work work. It was spring break and we were slammed. Ya’ll, I did FIVE PERMS last week. The hell is that about? Crazy. This week is busy as well. Now, I’ll take it. I need the money. but I’m tired. I didn’t spend any time at the house during the week. March Madness started on Thursday, so me and my brackets (which has since been shot all to hell) were at the bar for a few hours thurs night watching ball, friday we went to Gert’s new job to hang out with her and I watched ball, Saturday I was back at the bar watching ball….yep. tired. Today I got up and started painting the trim work and doors. I did the front door, inside view, the living room dining room and some hall way. I came home around 4:30 and did laundry and tried to get my life in order for the upcoming week.

I watched Dan in Real Life somewhere during the week. Ehhh. not so much. I have no country for old men and martian child, but just too tired to freaking watch!!! Hope to get those worked in this week.

Dad arrives tomorrow. We are walking thru the house, buying more supplies if needed, and making work plans. I want to get everything textured first, then painted, then moving in. Sis, keep in mind, is due to launch the second kid at any given moment. So we’ll see how this all meshes. I’m picking the arbitrary date of May 1st for when my life begins. I’ll let you know.

Ok kids. I’m beat down. my bed is calling. I’ll be better at writing this week. Surely.

after all the weeks and months of stress and funk, I signed the papers on Monday, and got sick on Tuesday! Par for course. I was busy, and am busy all week. Came home last night and was asleep in the bed by 8. 13 hours of sleep and some cold pills is good for anything!

I did it.
I bought a house today.
I got the keys.
I went inside and took in furniture.
I ate pizza and drank cold beer with my friends.
Joe and Gert brought me the Mother of all showerheads.
Joe promptly installed it.
I wanted to climb in immediatly.
We laughed in the house more than once.
I did it.
But not without help. grand, huge, big, fat help…
from all of you.
You were there with smiles, and venting sessions, and looking at house sessions and phone calls and emails and money and all around support.

this house is yours too…just come on in.

I got a big fat shiny wad of keys…and frankly only three doors…so apparently I have extra!

I.
Own.
A.
House.

Winding up this weeknd. Thankfully, no major crisis to report. The outdoor park party got moved due to bad weather. This didn’t really hurt my feelings. I wanted to go to Chuck E Cheese. Parks mean running and we all know I don’t run.

While at the crazy game place, I taught MeMe to play skeeball. She didn’t suck! Lot’s of laughs.

I’m beat and this keyboard has a mindof its own andI dont want o fight it. Enjoythe pics. I’m mere hours away frombecoming homeowner. Bought some painttoday. Trim and doors. Exciting. However, if “they” don’t hand me the keys tomorrow at closing,then I’m walkng right out that door. Funding or no funding. I’mnot signing if I don’t get posession. So, everyone send good logical thougts to those people and hopefully we’llhave a deal!

Way to go Bubba and Jamie!!! THAT IS MAGNIFICENT! I’m so proud and excited for everyone. Another child! Cousin! Auntie! The best ever.

I think we need to employ a dream interperter. Between Gert’s dreams (the hell?) and my own we could supply him or her with many many hours of work. Last night, I woke up, again around midnight and was awake for awhile, then again around 4 and was awake for awhile. My last dream was this. Finally closed on the house. Everthing was ok. But my payment was 1089.99 a month. and the payments fluctuated. it was 87.00 the first month then 1089 for six months then 2000 for a few months….i woke up crying. Poor Little Black Sambo had no idea what was going on!!!

Heading out to Arkansas tonight. Sis called yesterday and said you may want to s just come stay with me and sleep with Wonderboy because Dad is bringing New Her with him. she’s not invited to the party but she’s staying with him at Moms. Now, Sis has said that New Her was not coming around at her functions i.e. birthday parties, births etc. However, this makes me wonder, in light of me finally meeting, do they think it’s all hunky dory and let’s be one big fucked up family and blow out the candles together??? I really don’t have enough brain space to deal with all of that. The thing that pisses me off is I won’t get to just go crawl into the great bed at Mom’s with a sleeping pill and finally get rest. I’ll be bunking with the Wonderboy who has to get up to pee or we have sometimes an accident. (totally my child. sometimes I have accident whilst awake!!) and maybe I’ll get the top bunk or maybe we’ll sleep together but no matter what we are awake at the crack of ass.!!!

Hey guys that are here locally! (gert and joe and everyone else!!) Mark your calendars for March 29th. Spence is mc’ing at the Loony Bin here in OKC. I’m getting a group together to go laugh and support!! We are hitting the 10:30 show and plans for earlier should include food somewhere or a little painting at my house! haha. that was a joke.a perfect example of why I”M not mc’ing.

Gonna be a great time. I’m so looking forward to it. I don’t know who the headliner is, but Spence is brilliantly funny just when he’s sitting in my chair getting a hair cut. Imagine the effect when he actually TRYS!!

ok readers, I’m outta here. Gotta go hang with Meme and Co for the weekend. Survival is key. Hopefully she won’t fight with Dad, Dad won’t fight with Bonusmom, Bonusmom won’t hide in the hotel room (i might),Mom doesn’t fret herself into a spell, SIs doesn’t go into labor and no one drowns in the hotel pool. Wish me luck thru Monday around five pm. I know I have all the support in the world. Love and more love and this big fat sloppy wet kiss from me to you.

MMMMWAH!