Is it just me….or is this sign freakin hysterical???? I think I horked up my coffee when I came across it! I post it because today is set to be one long ride into funkytown for us here. Spring weather galore! I think we in the metro area should be fine. Wet. But fine. Southern parts are set for some rockin’ and rollin’.

That’s all I’ve got. My boyfriend George Clooney was on Letterman last night and is gracing the Today show shortly. Gotta hit the showers before I miss him. DAMN that DVR that I lost!!! Hopefully with the new raise there is another in my near future!!!!

Halakaleem and Happy Thursday! If you feel like a big tornado is chasing you, apparently you are supposed to raise your arms in the air and run like hell! Hopefully you have a pair of arms like these to catch you!

Sis is scheduled to launch Wonderbaby next Wednesday, the 9th! Halakaleem!!!!! She went in for her appointment this morning, and we were hoping she had already started. She’s been having consistent contractions as of the past week or so…anyway, flop. Zilch. Nope. Nada. Nary a centi nor a meter. So, given that, it looks like she really won’t go earlier. April 9!!! Both Wonderkids will have odd number birthdays! That works for me.

Just glad to know. I won’t get to take off work and be there and frankly kids, that is breaking my heart. Breaking. My. Heart. I was there for Wonderboy. not the actual delivery and blooy gooey of it all, but THERE!! I wiped her hair during the sweatiness of the ickiness of it all. I held her hand and rubbed her back and massaged her arms. I am sad. Sigh. But life is what it is and she will be fine and dandy and I have a full book and will head out as soon as I’m done with my last one on Saturday. I blocked out a little early. She will be surrounded by all the ‘rents and Wonderboy will have Bonusmom (who returns from Aruba on Sunday) so it’ll be fine.

I just feel a little wonky.

I’m ready to get in my house. I’m ready to see my new nephew. I’m ready to just be.

Apparently I’m a little whiny too! So sorry.

Today was a good day. I found out some great news….I’m getting a promotion/raise! Level 4 here I come!! This means a few things. One, my prices go up five bucks. Men/two bucks. This will make it a little easier to reach higher commissions! It also means that I get flex-scheduling. I still am responsible for working at least 36 hours a week,(i usually work somewhere between 40 and 45 hours. On the books 45 hours but take an hour to weigh in every week.) however if I don’t have an appt until 10:30, I don’t have to come in until then. Or, say I have a full book, but finish early, I get to leave. I don’t have to stay until the “required” time. Halakaleem!!!! A little freedom!!! I’m happy about that! It goes into effect on May 16. Good stuff.

Finally got to gift Spence his birthday pressie. I was a shitty friend and didn’t get it ordered in time for his actual day (last Tuesday) and then we’ve been missing each other this week, so I tracked him down at dinner with two of the governor’s state troopers and crashed! I got him a few comedy dvd’s. Lewis Black and Eddie Izzard. SLURP. BOTH OF THEM SLURP!!! You have no idea how hard it was not to bust the cellophane off those babys and just soak up hours of funny ha ha’s!! (do you have a flag? ciao!) hahahahahahahahaha. I love that transvestite! I also threw in some impulse buys I had a Walgreen’s…candy, jr mints, yo-yo. I think he liked it.

Home now, to watch the ep of Law and Order I’ve ALREADY SEEN!!! but I just saw a commercial about my boyfriend Jesse L Martin leaving in three weeks. Those who watch, splain please. and tell me they aren’t going to kill him. Clemo, remember me you and Jason watching the last Jimmy Smitts ep of NYPD Blue? Fuck around that was brutal. So hopefully they won’t kill him.

I weigh in tomorrow…last week was down 1.4 and I don’t feel grand about tomorrow. Feeling a little less than grand. We’ll see. I’m so effing close to getting over the horrible number that it’s almost painful to see…Kizz is rocking out on her adventure. talk about living the dream! Inspiring!

Ok kids. I’m outta here. Have we even discussed that my boyfriend George Clooney’s new movie comes out on Friday night? I’m pretty sure I’m going. Possibly alone and that will be fine, but I am SOOOOO going to see it…then maybe to my house and some quality time with the new shower!!!

fool? no. foolish? absolutely. I’ll tell ya why. I am sitting here, alone on the frontier, surrounded by livestock, eating one of the new di Giorno foccia bread pizza (too rich. bleagh) watching the Biggest Loser (irony not lost on me) BAWLING MY EYES OUT!!!

holy shit. I haven’t seen this much crying between a group of people since the last day of tour in Saginaw! Ridiculous, I am. But they just did a freakin triathalon and now they have to kick somebody off and they’ve come so far, and lost so much and have new lives now and I am a total mess. THIS is why I hate reality tv. (there are many more reasons) And the only reality tv I really watch is extreme home makeover, (cue tears) or this stuff. Thank GOD, Rob and Big don’t make me cry or I’d have to take a nervous pill.

How excited are we that my boyfriend Dule Hill is coming to NBC with Psych as well as Monk! That makes me very happy, and hopefully I’ll get to jump onto the bandwagon. I have only seen one ep of each show but know it’s good stuff.

Went by my house and did some more painting, got the office done. Now as far as trim work and doors go, I have two doors in the office and the guest room. The guest room, I have to empty out and cover the floors…..

BAWLING I TELL YOU! OH MY GOD. THREE GROWN MEN CRYING, TWO GROWN WOMEN. I MAY GO LAY DOWN IN THE STREET. OR WATCH THE DENNY-DYING EP OF GREY’S. IT’LL FEEL BETTER!!!

anyway, think i’ll be able to knock out everything else needed before texturing begins. When is that you say? Fuck. If. I. Know.

Sis had a conversation with her doc today and they will discuss, at her appt. tomorrow, possibly scheduling an induction. Glory glory!!! So…..I could very well be at the Arkansas this weekend. maybe after tomorrow I’ll have something solid to move on. The limbo is workin my nerves.

That’s pretty much it for me tonight. Kind of boring. Hope you are having a fabulous beginning to April. Bring on Spring!!