I went out last night and accidentally drank a shitload of dirty martinis and turned into a dirty girl who made out with an auctioneer.
and yes girls…a mouth that moves that fast is very talented.
am home about to take a wee nap before family night.
thank you to all of you who have called and texted. I love you too.
Misti Ridiculous 
You’re a trooper. I hope your dinner and your cake were all the awesome you needed to kick this birthday into a good year.Also, for my birthday? Please send auctioneers.
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