Drove like a bat out of hell last night to arrive at Wonderbaby’s waking hour! Sweet sweet sweet child. We hung out, partied like rockstars, had feedings, watched some Deadliest Catch. Then slept. I stayed here at my sis’s house to help with the nighttime baby stuff. We rocked it out at 11:45/midnight, again at 3am and again at 5am. Dad got some well deserved rest so at that feeding he was up and I transferred myself, still in work clothes from Saturday, to Wonderboy’s bed and crashed a bit.
Wonderbaby is delightful. He doesn’t make much noise, just wiggles, eats, and poops. He’s a rockstar.
Wonderboy however, has already given me enough giggles to make my year. Here’s a few choice tidbits.
(touching Wonderbaby’s lips) Mammo, he’s as soft as a flower! (reaches over and touches a fake flower in a display) well. not that flower.
(having a spell of wild farts)
Mom: Is it poop day?
(it wasn’t poop day the previous day and if we go more than two days it hurts)
WB:nope. those are just butt workers. They work up there and chop stuff up and make it come out.
Mammo: well my butt workers are on strike!
(second day which is in fact, poop day)
WB: oh man…
Mom: did it hurt?
WB: yeah. My butt workers had pick axes.
Cue hysterical laughter.
Didn’t bring my wires to upload pics. Am coming home Tuesday so will give you a little Wonderbaby lovin at that time.
I’m exhausted. . . . .and ass deep in baby bliss.
Huzzuah and Happy Sunday Funday! Drink one for me,ya’ll…
Misti Ridiculous 
Congrats with the new baby! Where does Hayden come up with this shit? Oh I laughed so hard I peed a little bit! Thank you I needed that!
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It’s not right when your butt workers bring pick axes. The best butt workers are like Oprah, big, soft and black.Much love.
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