Today ate me.
Almost ate me whole. Without chewing…
I ran $501.00 today.
Mother.Fucker.
and it’s the second day of my raise!
Hala!!
Kaleem!!
and I wanted a smoke so bad today, all day long. My mind kept fast forwarding to five pm when I could run out, or hobble out, and get in my car and light one up….oh fuck. I forgot. I quit. I was too busy to put on a patch today, kept forgetting. But I persevered and put one on IMMEDIATLY after the day was over.
IMMEDIATLY went to the liquor store for a big blue bottle of vodka and went to the Sonic for a bigass sprite zero with cranberry (delish! refreshing!) and mixed the two upon arriving home.
Back in the day, Gert and I would just open the car door, pour out about half, mix the drink right there in the car….alas…age and wisdom.
Going dancing tonight. Gotta shiny dress and some tall shiny silver shoes and a nice tan from a bottle and By Golly and By Gum…I’m dancing!!!
It’s the WEEKEND folks!! just the beginning of many huzzuahs and halakaleems for me. Tonight fun. Tomorrow…OPENING DAY OF PURPLE POOL!! SUNDAY FUNDAY in the p.m. and hopefully, if scheduling works out, I get to see Spence do some naughty stand up on Monday night.
Puuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Misti Ridiculous 
Wow, you must have been on fire yesterday! Go you!
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Good news! Not smoking….!!!!*****^%%Let me know how that goes…I am about there. Thinking about it feels like I am jumping off a cruise ship in the middle of the ocean in shark infested waters with raw meat tied around my neck…but I will jump soon. Woman overboard.
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