Finders Keepers

I found 30 bucks in my car yesterday! I immediatly had the urge to go to the gym and get a month! and WORK OUT!!!

did you all read that?

I had THE URGE TO GO WORK OUT?!?!?!?

the hell?

unfortunatly, this bug/cold/thingy has held me back a bit. I am still wanting to go. Monday is my day. I figure I keep resting, lay low and calm this weekend, by Monday I’ll be fit to get fit.

and now, I’m watching 30 Rock. and looking at Jennifer Anniston and her perfectly toned EVERYFREAKINTHING….

I mean, what the hell is that? She’s had pain. She’s divorced from Brad Pitt for craps sake. John Mayer dumped her because he needed his space. DON’T THESE BITCHES EMOTIONAL EAT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD???

clearly not.
I may never eat again.
good plan, eh?

why don’t I look like her?

don’t answer that. file that question along with all those other stupid ones I periodically ask of you.

why don’t I have long hair?
why can’t I find a man that doesn’t need a freakin grow light to finish maturing?
why does SHE get dates and I don’t?
why do I sometimes pee on my apron string at work?
why do I continue to get back together with gin and tonic after breaking up with him?
why is my favorite lesson to learn never learning my lesson?

gah.
monday I’m going to the gym.

3 thoughts on “Finders Keepers

  1. Of course they emotionally eat, but they also emotionally vomit. Plus their day job is to work out. You are beautiful. Rest up.

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  2. Oh my… Well, folks like Anniston can afford to have personal trainers and all that. As I recall, she had to lose weight to get the original part on Friends, or something like that. Weird, eh? But who cares, really? Sounds like you need a weekend to recupe.I found you via NaBloPoMo, by the way. Happy November to you. :)~Tui

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