COMEDY TONIGHT!!!
Got a group of about eleven showing up for Mr BradChad Porter and his hootinanny-ness. My friend from high school should be arriving any minute.
nervous? who me?
BLEAGH. I haven’t seen him in twenty years.
do these jeans make me look fat?
don’t just SAY that. LOOK!!!
Ok. thanks.
Oh and I cut bangs. Heavy straight across bangs like we all had in the third grade. I fuckin love em. Hides the wrinkles. Ten years…right off my face. Brilliant move. Thanks MGirl!!!
what else?
Finished my Christmas shopping today. Got everything I need. Now, just throwing shit in fancy schmancy gift bags and Onward Christian Soldiers!!! marchingofftowar…you know you were singing it too! Just think kids, this time next week it’ll all be over. Well. Except for Chromecoming ’08. That’ll be a week from tomorrow!!!
I’m just babbling while I wait for him to arrive. I feel gassy. What the fuck? GASSY? NOW????
unbelievable.
Misti Ridiculous 
Remember him in HS….he was so sweet, you need not be nervous…I know you’ll have a lot in common. His parents were in our ss class and I really liked them….so he is a Christian….we will see you tomorrow…not sure if we will stop and unload or just what, I’ll call to see when you get off. We may just go on over to Marvin’s and make the dip and little smokies. Let me know what your plans are….I hope you are having the grandest of evenings…have a belly laugh or two for me.
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He’s nice and funny and you looked fabulous!We had fun. Maybe a little too much fun. Too bad you missed our car ride home with the inhalation of McDonald’s fries and singing off key to Christmas songs while chewing said fries. Lovely.
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