You Only Get One Shot

I’m still listening to 8 Mile from the previous post. I know the song is old as the hills but I still STILL freakin love it! HA! it’s a good blood pumpin in the morning motivating song. Come on motivation. bring it today!

Friday. Wow…

Remember Trixie the Hooker from yesterday? She did come back. and got her hair “re-did” and left happy. . . and also booked a PERM WITH ME. You guys. Her pony tail is seriously…well. two hands in a circle. and down to her asshole. and she wants a “spiral perm yo” I’ve blocked out FOUR HOURS to do it. and that’s being pretty generous but I swear it’ll take me at least two to roll that shit. I’m going to take pictures. it’s not the work that I’m eyerolling about…it’s that I’m going to make pretty talk talk with the girl for FOUR HOURS. Ok. gleaning material for the stand up act. That’s what I’ll be doing! July 2, yo.

I worked my heart out yesterday on the house. Fogged it again just for safekeeping. Got it Dyson’d within an inch of it’s life. Mowed the front and back yard, weed eated the front…with flip flops on and kinda sorta sliced my big toe…yeah yeah. It was not nearly as bad as I thought it was. Bled a lot. But at this point in my life, as many things as I’ve sliced and cut off of my body, I was just kind of lackadaisical about it. Cue dork music…but the yard looks goood. still need to weed eat the back. I broke up with it after the great toe debacle. I needed to seek solace in a cold beer with MGirl!

The weekend is full of plans as par for the course. I hope to get some facetime with my tribe, Savage included. Gert, possibly. Hawk and Ringo too…War Bar on Saturday anyone??? Let me know. I know the last time we made big plans to do this she blew us all off, but I think it’ll stick this weekend… 😉

I have to get more coffee. and replay the 8Mile song. Come ON motivation, come ON!!!