Hooker Perm Hooker Perm HOOKER PERRRRRM!!!

Trixie confirmed with a “yeah yeah yeah” to the call yesterday.
She will be arriving at 1.
or by her past record, somewhere around 1:20 this afternoon.

Time to focus energies, gentle readers. Time to light candles. Time to whisper to the blades of grass, do a dance, eat some cake, fart the alphabet. Anything that will get me through this successfully. Because, seriously, if she starts trying to eat me like she ate poor Baby K at her first visit?

Donkey Punch.
End of story.

So…no negative. NO darkness. Only light. Then….lots of LITE! HA!

Last night I had a grand time at sushi with Elephantsoap and Numskullery and Gert. Gert is on the vaca and was wound tighter than an 8 day clock, whilst the three of us were numb from a long hard day at work! We rallied and perked up and the final mumblings were something along the lines of

me: I’m so full. I can’t.
Elephantsoap: NO SUSHI LEFT BEHIND!!!

Lots of laughter. Lots of joy. Life and it’s tiny moments of magic…are just gifts, aren’t they? Numskullery and I started talking about The Book. and UP. I was the only one at the table that has yet to see it, so it’s on my list. SOON. I love conversations with kindred souls. Empowering and motivating.

Gert’s off to the lake with her people.
The Super Green Couple is heading to the wilderness to camp.
I have two more days of banging hair and then a wedding tomorrow night…then peace. Glorious peace that includes meat cooked over fire, floating on water, being with friends and fireworks. FIREWORKS! This is my favorite holiday. Last year…i saw no fireworks. it was sad sad sad. Well, Wonderboy’s, but not the REALLY BIG ONES. I’m super geared up for it this year!

I’m going to try to take pictures of Trixie and her perm today, to post here tonight or tomorrow for your holiday enjoyment. I figure, no one has ever attempted to perm this much hair before, so it can be documented in a legit fashion. . .

1pm people. Dancing. Chanting. Praying. Farting. Whatever you feel the need to do…do it in my general direction.

3 thoughts on “Hooker Perm Hooker Perm HOOKER PERRRRRM!!!

  1. We had a lovely time too. Man…can't wait to see pics of that hair. Try to prop your hands up higher then your elbows when you go to sleep tonight. You are going to have some serious carpel shit going.

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  2. Donkey punch! I spit coffee all down my night gown! You are going to do just fine! I apologize for all the energy babe! I'm UP! Been up… needed this vacation so bad. iloveyou

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