Well. I did a perm tonight that took an hour and almost forty mintues to roll. Think Crystal Gayle, people. She came in yesterday and I cut at least, at LEAST 7 inches off that shit. Tired. And I only lost point four today at weigh in. That combined with the perm and the late hour that i left the salon and the fact that I was hungry led me home, and not to the gym. I kind of suck. Sigh. Tomorrow night is dinner with purple pool gals. Saturday is Scotty Ringos birthday celebration at Bin 73 then to Classics. Huzzah! So. I’ll work out sunday and monday and every single day till I’m a size g.d.five. eh? While I’m being whiney, I think that the crush I have doesn’t crush me back. I did have a text or two with him today and that was good but pretty sure I’m swimming without arms in this pool. Flop.

On a funnier note, one of my FAVORITE clients(who is in her mid 60’s!) did a “reading of my charts” for me and emailed it. thought I’d post it. Interesting.

Just a quick mini-reading about your chart….of course you are a scorpio but your moon is in aries, not

Clemo came to town yesterday and we got to spend a little quality time together last night over dinner. I’m amazed that after ten years, I’ve been blessed enough to see the man twice in 10 months!! He’s not in love with this job, but I’m digging it because it allows me face time with the man! We went to Zio’s where I ate ALL of my points plus yours and yours and yours. Had great conversation and laughter and a waltz down memory lane. he is the only one of the Michigan peeps that remember that stinky ass sugar beet factory down at the end of Eddy street and how horrible it smelled. Bleagh! will post a pic tonight. it’s taking too long to upload for whatever reason.

I’m off to workout extra hard since I weigh in tomorrow and have yet to work out since Friday. It’s going to snow here by the time i get off work tonight so am going to scrounge up some warm clothes to wear. Huzzuah and Happy Wednesday. Humping Day!!! Remember if you can’t hump the one you love, hump him.

Huzzuah for reunions! Clemo is arriving in our fair state for what I assume to be more training for his job. I’m the lucky one as we get to grab a meal together tonight. We’ve both determined it to be an early meal, with a return to the hotel for him and a trip to the gym for me. Quite a difference in the late nights in Saginaw, home from the karaoke bar only to continue the party into the wee hours on the porch on Eddy Street.

Hey guys, have a great day. Whatever you do, you’re ahead of Brittany. She’s a mess. Smile today even if it hurts a little!

Yes. I have done it. I started playing with my “myspace” page. Mgirl is going to help me figure out how to actually navigate around that thing and make it pretty. So that is that. After all the months of saying No, no I don’t have a myspace….I fell off the wagon.

I napped today, bought groceries and played online. Did laundry, made salads to take everyday for lunch. The eleven hours of debauchery yesterday has left me needing vegetables and water. En Masse! Eleven hours of watching football and drinking (moderately for the majority of the day) makes me tired. Just in case you were wondering.

That’s all I have to report. Finishing laundry, It’s clean Sheet Day. Which means I’ll be in bed by 8pm. Huzzuah and happy evening.

It was a good weekend, I think I’m still recovering from it all.

Saturday was busy at work so that was fine. Afterwards I went over to help set up food at a post-christening party for a friend. I held a bunch of babies and then bid adieu and headed to the comedy gig I told you about in the previous post. We got there and waited for Gert to show up (silly lost girl) and wound up standing/sitting in the very back which actually was great. Good seats. the space was freezing cold so the door to the bathrooms were handy. The comedy, for the most part was good. Even the bad stuff was sometimes good in that is was so erratic and flustered I just kept laughing. Some stuff was just ridiculous, and went on way too long. A lot of stinky vagina humor which…whatever. SpencerforHire was great. Saw the Nasty side of him. . . and I mean Janet-Jackson-if-you’re-nasty-Nasty. Which I quite enjoyed. Gert, Mgirl and I went up to the bar for some post comedy cocktails and laughed even more. My face hurt at the end of the evening from all the laughter. Good times.

Yesterday Mgirl and I found ourselves back at the bar (HEY, I was GOOD all damned week, with four workouts and zero play.) to watch the Colts and our beloved Payton in the playoffs. I made a huge thing of Santa Fe Soup and we ate and watched and drank and . . . cried. Oh the pain and agony of defeat. boo. We then picked ourselves up and started planning a trip to see them next season, hopefully in Dallas.

Ex-Him showed up later in the afternoon during the Cowboys game (they lost too…) with a bag full of mail and extra stuff I’d left behind at the house. It was his birthday yesterday so i called his daughter to remind her to call him. For all my good deeds this day, I wound up sitting at the table with MGirl only to be joined by Ex-Him’s New Her. Oy. WHY??? Mostly she just wanted to say “let’s be friends, are you mad that I’m dating your ex, bla bla blabbity bla. ” Deliver me. Seriously. let a hole in the earth open up and swallow me. I was the epitome of grace and dignity. reassuring her that everything was JUST FINE. When she got up from the table, she kissed me in my hair. (this is a serious pet peeve of mine. Not that I would oppose the man in my life to nuzzle in if he so chose, but these drunk ass bar people touching my head just sends me. when I worked there they used to do it all the time. bleagh.) In the middle of this fine conversation, ExHim’s mother calls my cell. (i didn’t talk to her) Probably because she just wants to wish her son a happy birthday and he won’t talk to her. . . the evening just went downhill from there. around 11 we headed out and after driving about a half a mile, I decided it best for me not to drive to the frontier and stayed with Mgirl on her fine couch.

Which brings me to this morning. I’m being extremely lazy. going to finish this post, do some laundry, take a nap, go into town from a few groceries and cat food then flop for the rest of the evening. I think Clemo is coming to town and may get to see him tomorrow night. Huzzuah for that. I thought I could cross one of my things off the list, but in hindsight the comedy gig wasn’t actually at a comedy club so I’ll keep it. Nothing in my brain is making much sense, so I’ll sign off. Have a great Monday everyone. George and I are going to cuddle on the couch and have a little siesta.

I resisted the Devil Woman, aka MGirl to join her for drinks last night AND tonight. Even thought there is something in my body that says “Friday??? DRINK!!?” I went to work out, making up for my slacking last night due to soreness and general whiney funk. Today kicked my ass at work which is good for the $$. Even better is that i didn’t have time to eat all the food for the day, so I got home with three extra points!

NACHOS!!!!!! (with lean meat, lf cheese, light sour cream, peppers and onions and light chips) SO FUCKING GOOD.

Do any of you other than Chrome, know my love for nachos? There was a time when we were in college and I was married to my first alcoholic that it was my supper for days and days on end.

Anyway, i digress. (nachos do that to me.)

I got my pedicure today. my feet needed it desperatly. so that was good. I was busy and got several new clients . That was good as well.
My first client was SpenserforHire. We all know how much I enjoy his visits. Tomorrow, he’s doing THIS. I’m going to see him aslong with a few other girls, Gert, MGirl, MeShell. If you are out and about in the thriving metropolis that is OKC, stop in and support!

As soon as we finish watching this ep of what Not To Wear, I’m doing Bonusmom’s hair then crashing. Big weekend ahead. I’ve been good all week long. I’m looking for some trouble to get into this weekend!!! Happy Happy and Huzzuah to you all.
ps..if you don’t know who the boys are in the previous post, I did a cheat sheet in the comments section.

I enjoy these fellas. . .

But I love this man. (he’s laughing at my penchant for the young’uns pictured above)

Just re-took the “points quiz” for w.w. to determine whether or not this weeks loss changed my daily points. The answer to that is…yup. Down a point. Sigh. More zero point foods for me! Huzzuah for broccoli!

1.8 pounds. I lost one point eight pounds this week. Including the weekend travesty that was drinks and Hamburger Helper. I feel just fine with that. It’s right on target for my goal(s) I’ve set. I really really really wanted to join MGirl for drinks tonight but just came home. I didn’t work out tonight. Will go tomorrow. I’m just tired, ya’ll.

And my feet are hurting. It’s time for a pedicure. I’ve cut way back on those treats since the BUDGET was activated, but frankly in my line of work, it’s a necessity. So hopefully tomorrow.
I don’t think I’m too busy, so I can sneak away for an hour or so.

Clemo is a comin’ to town!!!! I’m psyched about seeing him again. Hopefully nest Tuesday. Pics and posts to follow.

I’m beat down kiddos. feet aching. tired. whiney. Have a great evening and a super Friday. I have an early meeting so no morning post for me. Huzzuah. Happy Friday and Weekend to you all!

I am so stiff. I am so sore. I am pretty sure I’ll need a hip replacement.
I realize I’m whining.
Tired of it?
go up to that little arrow in the corner of the screen and click it!

No, no. Don’t leave me. I’m lonely!
and sore.

That’s all I really have to say this morning. That and Huzzuah and Happy Thursday!