April Fools!

Yeah, I got nuthin in respect to foolin’ ya, just cannot believe it’s April already. How are you guys??? I have been so remiss in writing, and when I write it’s of nothing important…but whatever, right?

It’s a gorgeous morning here in the Plains. Windy as shit, but beautiful sunshine. Today 72. Tomorrow however??? the high is 49. I swear. Crazy. We have shows tomorrow thru Sunday. Two on Friday. It should be a fabulous week. Sunday night I’m going to see my friends in a production of True West. I am packing in the culture, kids! To the brim!

So Monday, I went to audition for a movie. I did. Joe was helping with the open call aspect of it and turns out…I’d already met the producers. Yeah. About two weeks ago, I walk into a local watering hole to pick up the brackets for March Maddness. I had just finished our first dress rehearsal, I had crazy wig hair, I was fired up to get to the Speakeasy to see…well hindsight on that, right? right. But I walk in and my PseudoSis 1 is there talking to this table of guys. I go over and as I approach, THEY ALL STOOD UP. no shit. I looked at them and immediatly professed my true love to them all. we chatted a bit, and look. I was a smartass. I know I was. I kind of believed them about this whole movie gig, and one of the guys rolled out his story about being the First Male Supermodel…I said yeah ok. well done, dude. well done. He then says somethinga bout being friends with Fabio so I say, I don’t care for your friend because he got into an altercation with my boyfriend GerogeClooney. Well kids. It was a true story. He re-tells the whole story about Clooney (he kept calling him Clooney. Like Madonna. Cher. Clooney.) and Fabio. I’m still kind of whatever-ing them in my head and was about to jet off when they mentioned something about movie business here in the Plains, and I said my friend Joe works bla bla bla, they had taken a meeting with him THAT DAY. By this time I’m outta there and just laughing wahtever.

But I called Joe the next day and said, hey…is it possible that I totally blew off a table full of producers that I could possibly be auditioning for in the near future?

Yes. Yes you did.

So I get to the audition, and I don’t see any of those guys. WHEW!!! Excaped humiliation…until…shit. shit shit shit. There’s the guy. he looked at me, and I looked at him and he started to smile and said, “I TOLD you it was real! You didn’t believe me!!!”

we bantered back and forth and it parlayed into me reading for a much bigger role and chatting with the other fellas from the table who strolled in…I said, next time guys, I’ll buy YOU a beer and promise I won’t talk to you like your assholes. They just laughed. They said they really liked me and would have me back to read again! HA!!!

Who knows where this will lead, but it was a seriously fun day, and just reinforces how fun life can be. Joe was proud of me I think, it was a calming reassurance to have him there.

I need more coffee. have a great hump day. Hump something…and smile! Beware of April Foolers. Oh and it’s payday!!! Halakaleems all around!