Mark: Does the hummus get cooked?
Mark: what’s that smell?
Me: I burnt the garlic in the microwave trying to thaw it a titch.
Mark: So is it done?
Me: Yes. Here try it.
Mark takes a bite on a pretzelthin.
Me: tastes exactly like french onion dip and Lays. right?
Mark:Vigorously shakes head and returns hummus container towards me.
Me: well, at least you didn’t spit it back out into my hand like you did the kale chip experiment.
Mark: well. those were *shudders as body convulses a bit.